Fiction
Fiction

I Married This

Meg Pokrass


My husband, Gordon, looked as though he'd found religion—as though he'd never tasted real food before this beef stew meal at Angie and Ron's. He appeared to be sucking his teeth after every bite, taking his time, thinking about what he'd sucked—then stabbing a new forkful.

 

“I have to have this recipe,” I said, poking his calf with the tip of my shoe under the table.

 

“Jeezus, the way the vegetables blend into the meat and the meat blends into the sauce... wow."

 

Angela's new husband, Ron, looked tired and bored. I didn't know him enough to be funny—to be myself.

 

Their cat, Tuna, was batting the glass door, yowling and laser-beaming her eyes on all of us.

 

“Spoiled fuckhead cat," Ron said.

 

“Right, right,” Angela said, staring at her nails, which were down to nubs. “Well, as I told you, geniuses like me make things up.”

 

Her breasts were so newly round and high, she must have had implants. I found my eyes struggling to avoid them—puzzling at how badly they matched her worn face.

 

“You made this recipe up?” Gordon said. He leaned forward—his foot-tapping thing starting. I could feel the vibration.

 

“I mean, to be able to create something like this is a gift,” I said, trying not to gawk at Tuna batting the glass. The cat had always been fat, we used to joke about his waddle. Tuna was skinny now—stringy.

 

Ron cleared his throat. He hooked his arm around Angie's shoulders.

 

“I married this,” he said, kissing her cheek, his lips making the sound of suction you hear when opening a sealed jar. She seemed frozen, looking at Tuna through the door.

 

After she married Ron, her son, Frank, was sent to a therapeutic boarding school ("wilderness camp"). She remodeled the bathroom—installed hand-painted Israeli tile in the shower.

 

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After dinner, Angie and I hand dried all the bowls so they wouldn't chip. She was slow and thorough, her eyelids heavy. She took each bowl in her arms, tenderly—blotting.

 

“Daria,” she said, looking at me in that new way, “I did something very wrong.” She motioned me into the bathroom. Closed and locked the door behind her. I was impressed with the beauty of the tiles and the new shower design. Four people could fit.

 

“Secret?” she whispered.

 

“Please,” I said, grabbing her hand.

 

“I sent him a shoebox with Pez in it. Hundreds. No dispenser, because he won't need that. Candy isn't allowed, you know. Like sending a knife in a cake.” Her hand was cold, and I wished I could warm it.

 

“People have to do something,” I said, “For you, this was the right thing.”

 

“But to feel like a criminal for sending him a treat...”

 

I could hear the men in the dining room.

 

“Listen to them out there,” I said. Her pupils were a shade off from purple. I smoothed her cashmere sweater shoulders. Her implants pressed into my ribs.

 

"You're a great mom," I said. I unlocked the door and straightened my shirt.

 

She fixed her face in the mirror, squirted drops in her eyes. Then she smiled at me, or at least, her mouth moved up.

 

We walked back to the dining room and over to the door. She opened it wide. “Tuna! Tuuuuuna!" I put my arm around her shoulder to steady her.

 

We waited to hear a rustling nearby, but all I heard were the tight voices of our men, talking quietly about the raccoon problem in the neighborhood.

 

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Meg Pokrass is the author of Damn Sure Righta collection of flash fiction from Press 53. Her short novel, Card Houses, has recently been selected for a screenplay adaptation.Her work has appeared in over 150 literary journals. She serves as Senior Editor for Frederick Barthelme's 

BLIPMAGAZINE (formerly Mississippi Review), and lives near the ocean in San Francisco with her husband, daughter, and seven animals.

 

This story was published in Issue 9 of The Literarian